"This year, I’m going to make some achievable ones. None of this – write an entry in your gratitude diary every day - nonsense. Here are my new resolutions. Achievable ones. For parents as useless as I am."
She's our new weekly columnist who calls herself a 'sleep deprived, feminist, ranty mum of two – a toddler and a newborn – living in New Zealand', who likes coffee, Bruce Dickinson, and her kids. Sometimes in that order.